Constitutional reforms 101

Step by step guide to change the Constitution so you can stay in power longer.

  • Organize a really popular event, like a football tournament.
  • Make sure the event goes on, no matter what happens.
  • Pray really hard, along all your countrymen, for your team to qualify for the next round.
  • Pass the reform.

If you follow these steps, you can, like Eduardo Dos Santos, change the Constitution to get rid of that annoying Prime Minister, and, while you’re at it, abolish Presidential Polls.

Congratulations, now you can stay in office until 2022.

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